75 Funny New Year Quotes For Literally Any Mood

That is formally the yr we are saying, “Thanks, however no thanks, 2024!” Simply because we’re confronted with one other potential rubbish hearth yr looming doesn’t imply we are able to’t have a enjoyable New Year’s Eve, although. As a matter of reality, doesn’t that appear like all of the extra purpose to rejoice (safely)? We are able to solely hope 2025 will probably be happier and more healthy, proper? Right? Bueller?

When you’re forcing your self to be optimistic about subsequent yr, you’re not alone. When you’re genuinely optimistic, good on you! Share a few of that power together with your extra cynical friends. That is the New 12 months’s Eve we’ve waited, effectively, at the very least 9 months for. So, let’s discover a solution to put our best foot forward. Whether or not your NYE plans are crammed with glitter, streamers, and your family members, an evening of Netflix and chill, or gazing up at the stars in existential angst, you’ll in all probability take time to acknowledge the brand new starting on social media.

Snap an image and be at liberty to make use of any of those humorous New 12 months’s quotes and sayings to your captions. We’ve obtained a little bit one thing for everybody… regardless of how optimistic or pessimistic they’re about our future.

New 12 months’s Eve Captions for the (Cautiously) Optimistic

1. 8 p.m. is the brand new midnight!
2. My decision: Cease procrastinating. However, ya know, it’s a vacation. I’ll begin subsequent week.
3. Cheers to the individuals who love us, the losers who misplaced us, and the fortunate ones who nonetheless get to fulfill us.
4. Wishing you a yr filled with success — until it’s my flip to win.
5. Any excuse to put on sequins!
6. However first, champagne.
7. It’s starting to look lots like cocktails.
8. Completely happy New 12 months! Might your pockets be as full as your on-line purchasing cart.
9. No wishing. No hoping. This yr, I’m simply “doing.”
10. All that glitters is… in all probability a part of my outfit.
11. New yr, identical me.
12. Have a glowing new yr!
13. Commit this yr to loving your self.
14. Earlier than I get drunk and bare, glad New 12 months, bitches!
15. “Might all of your troubles final so long as your resolutions.” — Joey Adams
16. New yr. Who dis?
17. Headed into the brand new yr like…
18. Don’t count on any New 12 months’s adjustments from me — I look ahead to being the identical sassy, elegant, and a little bit smart-assy delight you’re keen on.
19. Ah, I really like this little window of time once I can nonetheless imagine subsequent yr will probably be higher than the final.
20. Hats on. Masks on. Occasion’s on. 2025, let’s do that!
21. I can’t wait to ctrl-alt-del 2024 and begin over.
22. Right here’s to a different yr… of pretending to know what we’re doing.
23. Cheers to remembering to put in writing 2025 as an alternative of 2024 by, like, April.
24. On the intense aspect, we by no means obtained used to writing 2024 on issues, so 2025 ought to come simpler.
25. When you’re 30 & up, don’t overlook to take a nap on New 12 months’s Eve so you may make it to midnight!

New 12 months’s Quotes and Captions for the Realist

1. Welcome, 2025! Right here’s hoping you’ll be able to’t be worse than final yr.
2. Critically? We noticed how 2024 went. Do we actually wish to do that once more?
3. Completely happy 2025! Spoiler Alert: Groceries are nonetheless costly AF.
4. No matter you do, don’t ask what’s subsequent!
5. I nonetheless don’t know what I’m carrying to the lounge on New 12 months’s Eve. I won’t even go.
6. I’m bored with people-ing. Can we convey again social distancing for 2025?
7. Right here’s hoping 2025 figures out which Zoom conferences might have been emails!
8. After 2024, my 2025 expectations are reducing sooner than the ball in Occasions Sq..
9. A want for 2025: Might the dumpster hearth belong to another person.
10. Pop, clink, fizz! (That’s Alka Seltzer, not champagne. #thanks2024)
11. “Each New 12 months’s, I’ve the identical query: ‘How do I get dwelling?’”
12. So excited for you guys to wreck one other three hundred and sixty five days of your life. Completely happy New 12 months.
13. Might your desires get fulfilled in addition to your payments. Better of luck with the New 12 months, expensive.
14. Might this New 12 months convey you extra issues, extra tears, and extra ache. Don’t get me flawed. I simply need you to be a stronger particular person.
15. New years are like pages in a ebook that’s so boring. You all the time assume that the subsequent web page will probably be attention-grabbing, nevertheless it seems to be the identical each time. Completely happy New 12 months!
16. Youth is if you’re allowed to remain up late on New 12 months’s Eve. Center age is if you’re pressured to.
17. I refuse to reminisce concerning the previous yr until it’s in a “better of” format.
18. Nearly time for that “new yr, new me” bullsh*t.
19. My New 12 months’s decision is to cease hanging out with individuals who ask me about my New 12 months’s resolutions.
20. In 2025, kindness goes to be my go-to… however f*ck off will probably be my wingman.
21. Right here’s to pretending that something adjustments when the yr does!
22. Welp, I’m drained. I’m calling it a yr!
23. All I need for the New 12 months is a nap.
24. Pricey New 12 months’s resolutions, it was enjoyable whereas it lasted.
25. I can’t imagine it’s been a yr since I didn’t turn into a greater particular person.

New 12 months’s Quotes from Well-known Folks

1. “It’s by no means too late to be what you might need been.” — George Eliot
2. “Youth is if you’re allowed to remain up late on New 12 months’s Eve. Center age is if you’re pressured to.” — Invoice Vaughan
3. “You’ll by no means get bored if you attempt one thing new. There’s actually no restrict to what you are able to do.” — Dr. Seuss
4. “To the outdated, lengthy life and treasure; to the younger, all well being and pleasure.” — Ben Jonson
5. “No matter it’s you’re fearful of doing, do it. Make your errors subsequent yr and eternally.” — Neil Gaiman
6. “Hope smiles from the edge of the yr to come back, whispering, ‘It will likely be happier.’” — Alfred Lord Tennyson
7. “You understand how I all the time dread the entire yr? Nicely, this time I’m solely going to dread in the future at a time.” — Charlie Brown
8. “An optimist stays up till midnight to see the New 12 months in. A pessimist stays up to ensure the outdated yr leaves.” — Invoice Vaughn
9. “First, you are taking a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” — Prince
10. “New 12 months’s Day: Now could be the accepted time to make your common annual good resolutions. Subsequent week, you’ll be able to start paving hell with them as common.” — Billy Crystal
11. “‘Out with the outdated, in with the brand new’ is a becoming expression for a vacation that’s primarily based on vomiting.” — Andy Borowitz
12. “Cheers to a brand new yr and one other probability for us to get it proper.” — Oprah Winfrey
13. “Good resolutions are merely checks that males draw on a financial institution the place they don’t have any account.” — Oscar Wilde
14. “Might the New 12 months convey you braveness to interrupt your resolutions early! My very own plan is to swear off each type of advantage in order that I triumph even once I fall.” — Aleister Crowley
15. “This New 12 months’s, I used to be going to make a decision by no means to be late once more, however I didn’t get up till Jan. 2.” — Melanie White
16. “I don’t know the place I’m going from right here, however I promise it gained’t be boring.” — David Bowie
17. “The unhealthy information is time flies. The excellent news is you’re the pilot.” — Micheal Altshuler
18. “You will get excited concerning the future. The previous gained’t thoughts.” — Hillary DePiano
19. “I might give up all my unhealthy habits for the brand new yr, however then I remembered that no one likes a quitter.” — Unknown
20. “So tonight I’m going to celebration prefer it’s 1999.” — Prince
21. “I feel by way of the day’s resolutions, not the yr’s.” — Henry Moore
22. “Deep breaths are very useful at shallow events.” — Barbara Walters
23. “Tonight’s Dec. 31, one thing is about to burst… Hark, it’s midnight, kids expensive. Duck! Right here comes one other yr!” — Ogden Nash
24. “I’m a little bit bit older, a little bit bit wiser, a little bit bit rounder, however nonetheless none the wiser.” — Robert Paul
25. “My New 12 months’s is a innocent annual establishment of no explicit use to anyone save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks and pleasant calls and humbug resolutions.” — Mark Twain