This story is an “as informed to” and nameless. The mother on this story is a mom of two, in her 30s, residing within the Southwest.
I at all times hear about folks complaining that there is no time for sex once they have children, however my concern has at all times been the place are we imagined to have intercourse? My husband and I’ve two boys, aged 3 and eight, and we dwell in a two-story home with a basement. It isn’t that we will not discover the time to have intercourse; it is that we’re by no means certain the place to do it.
Our boys play collectively effectively and we are able to depart them in a room to look at a film for 20 minutes and know they’re secure, however our home actually has zero privateness. Our bed room is on the primary flooring and our door opens up into the lounge, so going to cover in there and have intercourse would not work — we’re at all times apprehensive one in every of them will hear us or simply burst in for one thing. Additionally, if I am being trustworthy, listening to Zootopia blaring from the lounge would not actually get me within the temper.
However once we tried to sneak upstairs, we struggled with that, too. We’ve got three bedrooms upstairs: one for every of our boys, and one we transformed into their playroom. Not solely would it not really feel tremendous gross to have intercourse in our children’ playroom, however there’s additionally that concern once more of them bursting in to see what we’re doing.
We’re an excellent lively household and spend lots of time collectively, so once we’re capable of sneak away — due to the children’ iPads or a online game or one thing — we love a quickie in the middle of the day. And we realized our basement is our saving grace.
Now, like 90% of our intercourse occurs within the basement.
For one factor, our children hate happening there. They are saying it is creepy (it is unfinished) and chilly, and for a very long time, in the event that they popped all the way down to see what I used to be doing, they’d understand it was simply laundry after which I would make them carry a load again up. In order that they discovered actual fast to keep away from going into the basement.
That is why the basement is our favourite place to have intercourse. It is personal, we’ve some furnishings down there we are able to use, and it truthfully feels somewhat forbidden and attractive. We jokingly name it the intercourse dungeon, nevertheless it’s simply our unfinished basement. We’ve got an added bonus of having the ability to hear each step the children take upstairs, so whereas we’re getting frisky, we all know precisely the place the boys are and might inform in the event that they’re coming near the basement door.
I also have a vibrator I maintain down there.
We maintain saying we will flip it into a pleasant house for us and make it our enjoyable space, particularly since our children come out and in of our room on a regular basis, however I type of prefer it the way in which it’s. One thing a few darkish, unfinished basement and figuring out it is simply the best house for us to f*ck is scorching.
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